Intimate conversation with an agent

Based on a true story.

- Hello, my name is John Smith, I represent online directory Doe -Kaliningrad, and we have a suggestion for you to promote your company.
- Yes! .
- Our online directory is still young, but already visited! . You just need to expand its office from us!.
- Hmm. Why is our company's card appeared just today, the day of your call?.
- This guide young! .
- Of course, we need. And what kind of traffic to your directory?.
- For most of our region! .
- Yes, of course. But I look at your attendance - just 500 people a day, and we have our sites give to thousands of visitors a purely thematic. It turns out that before our cards you have five people a day come from the power. One serious, is not it?.
- But do not you need these five customers?.
- Of course, we need. But how much will it cost?.
- So we logotipchik put a couple of rows at the bottom of sign.
- How much will it cost?.
- Font larger will do, put the address of the site!.
- How much will it cost?!.
- 5 th. rubles a year!.
- Yes, you ahu. Oh, what do you Swindlers! .
- But do not you want customers?.
- Customers want, but why do I find a customer who will eat all the profits from this customer?.
- But you can get and more profit!.
- So we have a tour desk, shop and not guesswork.
- So you want customers or not?.
- Looking for.
- So let's expand the representation on our site.
- Yes, it is difficult to name your web site portal. Oh, and what is it? .
- Yes, we are there in the first place!.
- Where? . But when you run out of money, all the same traffic to be lost!.
-. In short, I realized you do not need customers! .
- No, the customers need. Placing you do not need to. (sigh of disappointment ).

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